Trev is a smooth cat, for instance, the first kiss he ever had, was exceptionally smooth, except for the part where he missed, and knocked the poor girls head into the vending machine – as I said, exceptionally smooth. He's so smooth, in fact, that he had no problem wearing pink spandex biker shorts to school in the third grade, that's right.
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, "Man, a smooth cat like that most definitely has a sweet ride to match". Well, right you are. But where do I start, perhaps the '86 ford truck – on which several cover stories were written, (Rolling Stone, Time, and of course National Geographic). Perhaps it was the '76 Pontiac Firebird, which can be seen covered with a moldy tarp in a driveway somewhere in suburbia. Maybe it's his most recent hot-rod, the cherry, totally tricked out, and completely pimptastical… Wait… If I tell you about his ride, then you'll know which car is his in the x1fm parking lot… let's just say it's the coolest one. That's how you'll know you're in the presence of greatness.
But there's more to Trev than just smoothness, and a sweet ride. He's also a rock star. I'm not just talking about how he can beat Guitar Hero on expert, which he can, with his eyes closed, and naked, if he so chose. In fact, the San Diego Reader just voted his band (Dapper Dans) the 3rd best live music choice in San Diego. Of course Bad Religion must have paid someone off to get the top spot, and second place must have been some sort of mistake, but hey, 3rd place ain't bad – (I heard Aerosmith got 4th).
So, let's recap: Trev is a smooth cat, with a sweet ride, who happens to be a rock star. Oh yea, he also likes to eat. He usually carries tator-tots in his pockets, just like his idol, Napoleon Dynamite.
Posted: Wednesday, Jun 18, 2008
Andrew lost a bet while playing Rock Band with Trevor and must now pay up. enjoy
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